Chub Rub (n): 1: A form of skin irritation caused by the friction between the fat thighs of a girl who loves her brownies and hot dogs. This is what it’s come to folks. The Diva is up in the high digits on the scale again. When I say high, I’m talking Mt. Everest. And what […]
This isn’t really a post about bugs. I am not afraid of bugs. I am quite fond of bugs actually. Except when they eat my garden. Then I must destroy them. And to clarify – when I use the term “bug” I am referring to regular insects. NOT SPIDERS. Spiders are demonic creatures from hell and I want […]
I like excitement. I like trying new things. I like the smell of rain and the sound of it on my (basically tin) roof. I’m from Arizona where rain is very rare, therefore I have been programed to really savor it when it comes. So when we moved to Texas, I really fell in love with all the […]
Remember that post about my awesome little garden that Doublewide Dog destroyed, yet I replanted it and I was so optimistic about its future? Yeah – that dream died. Add it to the list of my domestic failures. Like the time I tried to make my own laundry soap and ended up turning all my clothes gray, and […]
I love to bake. Seriously – it’s like Valium for me. I can get in the kitchen and whip up something sweet and soft and hot out of the oven and the world melts away. Unfortunately so does my figure. Because when I bake – I eat. And when I eat – I REALLY eat. Go […]
Some ideas come to us like bolts of lightening. They zap us with their brilliance. We can’t wait to take action, to bring the idea into reality. It’s like the instant urge you get to spend your tax return on a disco ball for above your waterbed. Or to get a tatoo of a certain someone’s name emblazened […]
Let’s talk about gardening. Not because I want to, particularly, but because I feel the need to warn you about the dangers of it. You could lose your mind. Seriously. Let’s rewind to the days when I was still married, lived in a richy-rich neighborhood, drove a nice car, ate out EVERY DANG DAY and […]
We live in a small town. Really small. There are three companies in town that do fence work. The time has come to put a fence in so I can bring the dog home from the ex’s. Not that I’m super thrilled about it, it’s been nice not having his stench around the house or […]
When you buy a trailer, they don’t tell you that you are going to spend half of what you paid for the dang thing just to put a porch on it. They also don’t tell you that you can’t just go to Lowe’s or Home Depot and buy a porch and have it delivered. Cuz […]
Dogs are funny. They don’t like change. But they have no choice so they deal with it. My dog has been moved around so much he doesn’t know which way is up, so he has just learned to be happy wherever he is. We should all be like that, but we are people and not […]
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